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Date:2006.04.07(Fri)03:24 | Category:[我今天/最近做的事]
haha.. i read some interesting but useless facts just now with my sis!!!　haha.. laugh real hard!! haha.. show you guys some:

Crimes
In Redondo Beach, Calif., a police officer arrested a driver after a short chase and charged him with drunk driving. Officer Joseph Fonteno's suspicions were aroused when he saw the white Mazda MX-7 rolling down Pacific Coast Highway with half of a traffic-light pole, including the lights, lying across its hood. The driver had hit the pole on a median strip and simply kept driving. According to Fonteno, when the driver was asked about the pole, he said, "It came with the car when I bought it."

A reward of $1,000 was offered for information leading to the capture and conviction of a man robbing taxi drivers. The man turned himself in and demanded the reward as a result. He received a 20 year sentence for aggravated robbery instead.

A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: "My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his limb." "Well put," the judge replied. "Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to one year's imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses." The defendant smiled. With his lawyer's assistance he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out.

Dennis Newton was on trial for the armed robbery of a convenience store in district court when he fired his lawyer. Assistant district attorney Larry Jones said Newton, 47, was doing a fair job of defending himself until the store manager testified that Newton was the robber. Newton jumped up, accused the woman of lying and then said, "I should have blown your head off." The defendant paused, then quickly added, "If I'd been the one that was there." The jury took 20 minutes to convict Newton and recommended a 30-year sentence.

A guy wearing pantyhose on his face tried to rob a store in a mall. When security came, he quickly grabbed a shopping bag and pretended to be shopping, forgetting that he was still wearing the pantyhose. He was captured and his loot was returned to the store.


The words were tattooed across the forehead of Wayne Black, a suspected thief. When confronted by police, Black insisted he wasn't Wayne Black. To prove it, he stood in front of a mirror and insisted he was Kcalb Enyaw.

Now there's a funny president!!

George Washington was deathly afraid of being buried alive. After he died, he wanted to be laid out for three days just to make sure he was dead.
George Washington died the last hour of the last day of the last week of the last month of the last year of the 18th century.
George Washington died after being bled by leeches.
George Washington grew marijuana in his garden.

weird laws
An old law in Bellingham, Washington, made it illegal for a woman to take more than 3 steps backwards while dancing.

In Breton, Alabama, there is a law on the town's books against riding down the street in a motorboat.

In Saudi Arabia, a woman reportedly may divorce her husband if he does not keep her supplied with coffee.

In Somalia, Africa, it's been decreed illegal to carry old chewing gum stuck on the tip of your nose.

In Michigan it's illegal to place a skunk inside your bosses desk.

In Kentucky, it is illegal to carry ice cream in your back pocket.

In Milan, Italy, there is a law on the books that requires a smile on the face of all citizens at all times. Exemptions include time spent visiting patients in hospitals or attending funerals. Otherwise, the fine is $100 if they are seen in public without a smile on their face.

Stupid instructions~~
Found on Axius Sno-Off Automobile Windshield cover: "Caution: Never drive with the cover on your windshield."

Found a box of Tampax Tampons: "Remove used tampon before inserting a new one."

Found on a box of Kellogg's Pop-Tarts: "Warning: Pastry Filling May Be Hot When Heated"

Found on the instruction sheet of a Conair Pro Style 1600 hair dryer: "WARNING: Do not use in shower. Never use while sleeping."

Found on Bat Man The Animated Series Armor Set Halloween costume box: "PARENT: Please exercise caution, mask and chest plate are not protective; cape does not enable wearer to fly."

Found in a television set's owner's manual: "Do not pour liquids into your television set."

Found on the handle of a hammer: "Caution: Do not use this hammer to strike any solid object."

Found on a butane lighter: "Warning: Flame may cause fire."

haha.. hope you guys like it!! hehe.. please give comments! haha.. let's do a vote! haha.. everyone who has read, please kindly vote for the best one!! hehe.. please 应酬 me for a while ba! haha.. ありがとうございます！！！










 1st post after a small change in my blog!! (UvU)

Date:2006.04.04(Tue)11:01 | Category:[我今天/最近做的事]
Wohohoho!! i've changed the blog design!! hahaha.. is it better? please give comments!! thank you!!

haha..i realised i'm not only good at F&N but also D&T!! wahaha.. yesterday i just sawed my wooden table!! haha.. and it was rather quite em.. should say VERY successful!! at first, it was just a redundant table placed at the kitchen.. but now wohohoho it has transformed to a cute and short table at my living room!! haha.. our family had our dinner on that table last night!!

hoho.. yesterday, we were eating steak and bla bla.. haha.. kinda of as an early celebration for my dad's coming birthday which is today!! haha.. 4th april! haha.. 4/4!! like so unlucky~~ die die!! haha.. touch wood!! touch my table!! yeah.. the steak was very bloody!! but we like it!! haha.. oh.. today we are going to celebrate again by eating steamboat!! haha.. eat eAT EAT!!! what the hell! haha..my mum keeps cooking but always complaining that i'm too fat.. somemore ask me not to wear the smaller size shorts that she bought for ME!! what said that surely will PIAK!! I'm so angry!! hey.. FATs dicrimination sia! oh! did i admit that i'm FAT just now? arrgghhh..

haha.. talking about birthdays!! my best friend and lover's birthdays are coming!! haha.. wendy tse sin yee (13/04) and yamaP (09/04)!! haha.. i bought a birthday card for wendy lo! haha.. when you pressed a button on the card, it'll sing a birthday song!! haha.. not the type of old old outdated one! hehe.. it's quite cute one!! haha.. now lack of one present then i'll send it to her! haha.. buy light light weight one de presents! haha.. then can save up on postage fees!! haha.. for yamaP, i wish that he can 甩掉一些肉肉! 一点点也好啊!! OK! decided! his birthday wish this year will be so as well!!

Ah! that's all for today! hehe.. oh ya.. i'm so ENERGETIC now but i only slept for 2 pathetic hours! haha.. i slept at 4 plus am last night and today woke up at 6 plus!! wondering who called and woke me up! think is my sis sia but she doesn't admit!! haha.. anyway my teeth hurts a lot!! i think my wisdom tooth is coming up and it is pushing and exerting pressure on my other teeth! arrgghh.. hope that the trade-off would be that my IQ will shot up to above 180.. or at least 赐给我一点 ryo 超出常人的 commonsense 吧!! haha.. gtg..bye bye!! hope everyone have a NICE day!!

 My secOnd Flash!!

Date:2006.03.09(Thu)02:43 | Category:[☆kame,yamaP,ryo-chan☆]
Dinner at WEIRD restaurant!! wahaha.. sO fun!!




 为何我要和那些怪人在一起??!!!

Date:2006.03.09(Thu)00:46 | Category:[☆kame,yamaP,ryo-chan☆]
RYO在说:"为何我要和那些怪人在一起??!!!"






hehe.. thanks to my dear sister, kelly tay wen xin for teaching me the difficult, complicated, wonderful procedures of doing flash! my first accomplished flash!!

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